Devil Dogs

I wish all the ladies
Were bells on a tower
And I was the bellboy
I’d bang ‘em by the hour

I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I’d eat ‘em all myself

I wish all the ladies
Were holes on a road
And I was the dump truck
I’d fill ‘em with my load

I wish all the ladies
Were bricks in a pile
And I was the mason
I’d lay ‘em all like tile