Tiny bubbles,
in my wine,
makes me feel happy,
makes me feel fine.
Tiny bubbles,
in my beer,
makes me feel happy,
all the year, makes you feel queer
Tiny bubbles,
in my keg,
makes me wonder,
why I can’t feel my legs,
Tiny bubbles,
in my water,
makes me run faster,
but makes me feel hotter.
In her hair she wore a yellow ribbon.
She wore it in the springtime and in the month of May.
And if you ask her why the hell she wore it.
She wore it for that young Marine who was far, far away.
(Chorus)
Far Away
Far Away.
She wore it for that young Marine who was far, far away. HEY!
Around the block she pushed the baby carriage.
She pushed it in the spring time and in the month of may.
And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it.
She pushed it for that young Marine who was far, far away.
(Chorus)
Behind the door, her daddy kept a shotgun.
He kept it in the springtime and in the month of May.
And if you ask him why the hell he kept it.
He kept it for that young Marine who was far, far away.
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps the coffee’s mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine!
(chorus)
Oh Mom, I want to go home!
But they won’t let me go home!
Ohhhhhhhh OHHHHHHHH Ohhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh OHHHHHHHH Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HEY!
They say that in the Marine Corps the chow is mighty fine.
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps the pay is mighty fine.
They give a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the food is mighty fine.
A roll fell off the table, and killed a friend of mine!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the women are mighty fine.
They look like Freddy Kruger and walk like Frankenstein!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the coffee is mighty fine
it’s good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
was sipping bourbon
through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.
I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.
I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.
I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that’s way too high.
I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.
the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.
and now I’ve got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.
